All these commercials making all the major cellular providers look like wimpy little dorks, while Chad, the Alltel spokesman, is so cool it makes you wanna slap your momma (follow the link- I love my mom).
I never liked Chad, and not just because my cell service is represented by one of the geeks, but because he's cool and trendy. In general, cool guys weren't nice to me growing up, and I tried a trendy haircut once, only to get chronic headaches. Stupid Chad and his stupid face.
So apparently Verizon is acquiring Alltel. BOO-YAAAAHHH! Can I get a what-what? Ohhhh smack! This is the bomb-shizzle.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Many apologies for the barrage of mildly outdated urban slang.